Escape Now! Marry a Canadian!!!!!!

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Ladies and gentlemen,
drop your borders
When the provisional Ohio votes are counted and if George W. Bush is re-elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape.
These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven.
You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.
Marry an American >>

Posted to their Comments:

As a Discordian American, who is utterly sickened by the state this country has fallen to, I would like to praise your beautifully chaotic attempt to ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. I hereby Grant the title of Pope, to you and everyone in your organization, and, as that will allow you to marry the Americans to the Canadians yourselves, this should speed the whole process up. You may view, and or print out your Official, and Authorized by the House of Apostles of Eris, Pope Cards here: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/43.php