fifthtrinity | Webspace/Coding offers

So I've gotten several offers of webspace, and several more people have offered their 1337 H4X0R 5K1LLZ in setting up said webpage. I am overwhelmed with generosity. And a bit bemused.

Obviously, you people have NO LIVES. While I've been learning to change diapers & cook beef stroganoff, you've been learning how to make electrons bounce through wires a thousand miles away. You are all appointed Pope of the Lost Pixel Cabal. Be very, very ashamed.

Anyway, I was considering taking you *ALL* up on the offers, and having five or six "Official Fifth Trinity Church" websites. Whaddaya think? Start this web-presense with a proper Discordian approach? (I'll try to get around to emailing this to everyone who sent me email addressess--I dutifully noted them in the new Fifth Trinity Members & Interested Persons excel sheet--but I'm a bit spacey right now, and it'll probably take me a day or two. Don't worry, the church isn't going anywhere in the meantime.)